I had a dream about toast.
Actually, that's not true and I'm totally making this up. But like, what if really? What if dreams were also just weird memories from the past or something? Maybe this is my subconscious telling me to eat more carbs during the day or some rubbish that I both refuse to do and don't quite understand yet. These cuff links are both subtle AND striking, so you can make your dreams come true (or tell one about soggy bread!) without anyone being able to detect your schemes!